kool\-aid\ man

kool\-aid\ man
1. (kool-aid man) (896↑, 201↓)
a glass of juice who thinks it is ok to just bust into people's homes while they are minding their own business

the bitch just busted through my wall and yelled oh yeah\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

2. (kool-aid man) (558↑, 178↓)
A big talking bowl of punch who thinks that its cool to crash through your wall into your living room, saying "OH YEAH\!". Oh and he wears tights.

Fuck drinking out of him, if that was me i'd be like no no no,you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He's gonna beat me with a belt, he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here you stupid idiot. Yeah, coming through the wall is real fuckin cool. Using the FRONT DOOR is cool don't touch me you drink. Don't touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating or condensating, I will kick you in the tights and you will do down, you're very top-heavy. You glass bitch. -[Dane Cook]

Author: Tom "Superman" Welling http://kool-aid-man.urbanup.com/1208068
3. (Kool-aid Man) (294↑, 96↓)
A jug of Kool-Aid drink who thinks he is cool, and randomly busts into peoples houses/workplaces greeting them with a friendly "Oh Yeah\!"

Judge: Peter Griffen, I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison. Lois: Oh no\! Brian: Oh no\! Chris: Oh no\! Meg: Oh no\! Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah\!

4. (kool-aid man) (215↑, 106↓)
A horrible man who busts into homes and attacks small children, yet is never punished. Known by the phrase "Oh yeah\!"

Kool Aid Man: Oh yeah\!

5. (kool-aid man) (183↑, 96↓)
A walking,talking glass of juice.

Kids:We want Kool-aid\! Kool-aid man:OH YEAH\!

6. (kool-aid man) (127↑, 91↓)
The biggest bitch ever

Ryan: That kool-aid man is a bitch Nick: Yeah I know he broke my wall yesterday and I wasn't fuckin thirsty Ryan: lol u suck

7. (Kool-Aid Man) (1↑, 3↓)
When your eating out a girl and she has her period. You get the blood all over your face.

"Did you hear Jeremy is Kool-Aid Man" "No way, that shit nasty\!"

8. (kool-aid man) (36↑, 56↓)
A giant talking bowl of puppies blood who gets off on busting through people's walls and screaming "Oh Yeah\!" He enjoys being drank by kids. Strange? I couldn't agree more.....

"So how's your day goin'" "Not so fuckin' good\!" "How come?" "Some giant bowl of puppies blood burst through the wall and raped my entire family\!" "I wasn't filled with puppie blood\!" "Wait you're the kool-aid man? "You dirty motherfucker\!"

9. (kool-aid man) (30↑, 51↓)
Kool-Aid Man, Or more commonly [Rick Ross] in a red jumpsuit.

"Yo Rick Ross wid da red jumper again\! HEEY Kool-Aid man\!"

10. (Kool-Aid man) (42↑, 63↓)
Derived from the hood. Usually meant to describe larger heavy set people dressed in a red shirt.

Yo my boy had this outfit on, money looked like the Kool-Aid man.

11. (kool-aid man) (38↑, 65↓)
when a girl is about to orgasm, hump her through a layer of dry wall so when she goes through she screams oh yeah.

-i have a headache -why? -because jacks a bastard and snuck a kool-aid man on me last night -HAHA\!

Related: kool-aid, man, bitch, glass bastard
Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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